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Aardvark Aardvark Political Party - Foreign Policy
Iraq
Its pronounced 'irrack' by the way. Its not I-raq like an I-pod and it's not 'irark' like they say darn sarf. Irrack, irrack, irrack. Practice if you havent quite got it. Iraq.
Well done.
Anyway, we propose that all troops will be withdrawn from Iraq as soon as possible.
Afghanistan
All troops withdrawn as soon as possible.
France
We would like to see a much heavier guard at OUR end of the Channel Tunnel. We also propose that the conductors on the Eurostar wear dark grey uniforms and ask for 'papers' instead of tickets. Otherwise it doesnt feel like you are going abroad.
USA
Oh dear, lets just humour them in case it all kicks off. We'll allow the Scots to continue to fleece them but we would like to see a cut.
Isle of Man
We would break of all relations with the Isle of Man. We also propose a swift invasion into Douglas. Only kidding.
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