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Aardvark Aardvark Political Party
Employment Policy
Lets face it - we're all in the shit. Could we really expect our voters to help us enough to provide us with the voice to change everything? The fact that we will get a £90,000 salary and the same in expenses is completely irrelevent. Honest. No .... honest !!
THE ABOVE EXPENSES CLAIMS WERE WRITTEN IN MARCH 2009. OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOW GLARINGLY OBVIOUS THAT THERE'S A GOOD £200K TO BE PULLED ON THE SLY WHICH MAKES THE NEXT PLEDGE ALL THE MORE PROBABLE ....
We will regularly hold 'back to the populace' parties where the beers are on us. What are you having?
Pasty Employees
Pasty employees will be the main beneficiaries from the pasty tax and will have a tax code of 10000L. We'd like the whole baking trade to benefit but if they touch a doughnut we'll have them in court. Dirty Boys.
http://www.greggs.co.uk/people/recruitment/
Rail Privatisation
We are the only party to commit to renationalising the railway, and employing every single unemployed person on it. We reckon it'll still be cheaper than the way it is now. Bear that in mind though - we reckon it's cheaper - dont come crying to us when we have to shut branch lines and make everyone unemployed again. It will be fun while it lasts.
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