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Aardvark Aardvark Political Party - Education Policy
GCSE's to be scrapped
We want to introduce a points system whereby each subject and level will be given a points rating which will be changed over the years to increase or decrease the popularity of certain subjects. For instance, currently a GCSE in something piss easy like General Studies or Sociology may score 3 points for an A, 2 points for a B and 1 for a C but mathematics may score 6 for an A, 5 for a B etc down to an F at 1. It looks complicated but its not. It will stop the youth of today getting 12 GCSE A*'s and leaving school without the ability to address an envelope.
Anyone with genuine O Levels and A levels will automatically be awarded 10 points for each subject retrospectively, although they'll have to show their certificates .....
Early Retirement
Want to enjoy your life? Well opt for our post-education retirement plan and you can have your retirement years and pension straight after you leave school. The more points you've earned the longer your retirement and the bigger your pension. The down side is you then have to work until you die but we reckon more people will benefit from our way, and it'll stop old people being lonely.
No CRB check for PE teachers
We dont know about you, but if there was one thing that got us around that cross country course quickly it was the benefit of getting a shower before the PE teacher came in gawping at our bits. It all seemed so innocent back then, and it kept everyone fit.
Geography teachers will be scrutinised
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