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Aardvark Aardvark Political Party - BLYTH VALLEY
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Party Candidate - Mark Aardvark
Party Co-ordinator - Tony Aardvark
Your future is in your hands [ dont be rude .....]
"At aardvark we have some wide ranging policies that we hope will change your life, or at least make you think of what you do with your vote. A vote for Aardvark is a vote for common sense, you f*****rs" - Mark Aardvark, Aaardvark Aardvark, 2008
On the off-chance Ronnie Campbell MP will be retiring at the next general election, and you know what a great MP he's been [*snigger*], you may want your vote to count and we hope you are tired of plastic Labour, rubbish posh Tories and jumped up Liberals. Gets, the flipping lot of them, that's what they are.
Now's the time to change ..
If you want more money, less work and a high speed Eurostar link from Bebside, Newsham and New Hartley to Paris and Brussels then VOTE AARDVARK. If you want 24 hour Greggs and less charity shops then VOTE AARDVARK. If you want charverism stamped out or even just southern tossers calling them chavs stamped out then VOTE AARDVARK. We plan to increase the capacity of Blyth Harbour and turn it into Northumberlands finest ferry passenger terminal with daily sailings to Amsterdam, so VOTE AARDVARK.
Got an opinion? Then email us below. You needn't qualify anything, just tell us what you reckon, even if it has no basis or factual back up....
contact us at - manifesto@aardvarkblythvalley.com
News Section
- BREAKING NEWS 1st FEBRUARY 2010
You can tell its an election year - those sneaky Labour vote grabbing bastards
Greggs given freedom of the city ...... Grrrrrr .....
*Clickety Click*
- BREAKING NEWS 9TH DECEMBER 2009
Aardvark Aardvarks thoughts on Alistair Darling's pre-budget announcement
*CLICKY*
- BREAKING NEWS 14th MAY 2009
We will be holding a raffle during the summer to raise party funds. One of our members is donating the fantastic prize of Anne Frank's drum kit. Looks like new!
More to follow
If you would like to add your name to our website as a supporter [costs nowt but we'll accept a pint] then email either
friendsof@aardvarkblythvalley.com or
doyouwantapint@aardvarkblythvalley.com
The 'friends of' page will be constructed when we get more than 10 ......
- BREAKING NEWS 28th March 2009
Sorry about the lack of updates but its been a tough year for the Aardvarks. Still, now daddy is all jailed up in Austria we can concentrate on the really important issues concerning Blyth. Like where to buy a skateboard to wreck the new town centre .......
Oh, Employment policy now on line. Not that there's any jobs around
Hey, Labour doesn't work and the Tories never did - Liberals are arseholes - VOTE AARDVARK, why not .....
- BREAKING NEWS 27TH NOVEMBER 2008
More policies added - Environment, Foreign and Defence .......
- BREAKING NEWS 16TH NOVEMBER 2008
New Social policies released - with thanks to our Scottish wing [Craig Walker] for proposing the Adrian Childs Support Agency
- BREAKING NEWS 5TH NOVEMBER 2008
New policies released - follow the links on the right hand side
- BREAKING NEWS 30th OCTOBER 2008
manifesto email fixed and working !
- BREAKING NEWS 27th OCTOBER 2008
Aardvark aardvark releases financial policy to beat the credit crunch - Click Here
- BREAKING NEWS 8th JULY 2008
GREGGS UNVEIL LATE -OPENING PLANS ..... !! - Click Here
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